scawwy ✦ satoru gojo

[recession]

romanisation kills the lowe

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W0, monday

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[ It's so early for this kind of early effect and for what reason. Anyway, have a Daan exiting the cabin with a dirty rag or two in his hand, a bucket in the other, getting water from the river. Trying to keep it as leech-free as possible, fuck these things.

You can see text on his back leeching through the fabric of his purple vest, reading OUTSIDER, so that's fun. ]

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[ listen i was using gojou before life hurts anyway... It really is early in the morning!

Satoru is here! He sees the text and doesn't think to be polite. ]

Huh... What's with this magic text now. [ Eh. ] "Outsider" is written on your back, eyepatch #2!

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[ This really is rude on so many fronts.

...

He pauses his task, looks behind him. ]

...Thank you for the notice.

[ He doesn't know if he wants to talk to you actually but he supposes he has to make his rounds. ]

Mr. Gojo, was it.

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[ HI!! He gives Daan a little wave. He's just wearing his school uniform. ]

I get a mister in front of my name? [ Feels weird.

He snaps his fingers and points. ] Daan.

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Everyone does, unless they insist otherwise.

That's correct. I'd prefer that you use it.

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Sensitive about your eyepatch, huh? All right, all right.

[ He can make his company comfortable if he wants to.

Comes to look over what do we have here. ]

Wow, no leeches.

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Less so sensitive and more that it's a bit more sincere to use people's names...

[ Goblins, goblins everywhere. If Gojo really did just insist on calling him Eyepatch #2 there's very little he can do about it. ]

I'm purposefully trying to get a bucket without, so thanks for noticing.

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Nicknames are fun!

[ There are so many of them, but how many of them are pathetic? Anyway, he may say eyepatch #2 when he feels like it. Daan is just easier.

Appraises. ]

It'd be bad if we wiped them out, wouldn't it...

[ A little inked word shows through his uniform, "weakness." ]

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Not one that calls me out on an injury maybe?

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[ Assumes his attitude is a front. He lets the transgression go and goes back to wringing rags. ]

You'll have to put in a lot of work to wipe these out, but I don't think most of us will miss them much. Would make accessing water a lot easier.

[ There's a swamp they can be in, get out of the river. ]

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[ It is not a front, but the inked words are truthful at varying degrees. He will come closer to look at the waters, maybe even squinting at them.

He also does not like the leeches. ]

There's a bunch of us which would lessen the time and effort, but people are busy stealing the cursed bible.

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[ Daan assumes because he is kind, I don't because I know this man is a goblin. ]

...Despite my best warnings.

[ He sighs. ]

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You put that out there? Are you also leech rocks?

[ THESE ARE QUESTIONS ]

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Not the written notice, but I did verbally inform some people.

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Ishtar and I were "leech rocks", yes.

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[ Leech rocks. ]

At least I think it has prevented people from going in the stream. Hard to know when a kid's been collecting leeches to do... Whatever.

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Because sane people would reasonably avoid a river that's full of parasites.

[ Be normal, all of you. ]

Mr. Akabane seems intent on causing where he can, doesn't he.

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Sane is relative in these parts.

[ Rip that metric, anyway... ]

Did he get you?

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Not with leeches, but he was rude and put his fingers under my eyepatch.

[ Genuine annoyance here. ]

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[ makes this face???? HELLO? He's also annoying, but chRIST. ]

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[ Jesus CHRIST




But yeah, he agrees. ]

I hope you're not of similar proclivities, Mr. Gojo.

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I don't go around feeling another guy's cavities, if that's what you're asking.

[ christ indeed ]

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I wouldn't let him get that close. At that point, I might have to resort to self-defense.

[ He just sounds extremely tired. Like. He's tired. This isn't a threat, more just like 'I'm just saying...' ]

What is it that you do? In general. The easiest assumption would be student.

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Good to hear you value yourself!

[ INSTEAD OF WHAT? NOT? Yeah. ]

Aaaand you would be right. I'm a student at Jujutsu High where we exorcise dangerous curses so everyday people can live their lives peacefully.

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[ And yet another one of those... ]

So that kind of schooling... don't know much about exorcism, personally.

What's that lifestyle like?

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Our kind is on the violent side. [ Snaps his fingers and points at him. ] High stakes. Very dangerous.

You're a doctor?

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...So why kids?

And yes, I am.