scawwy ✦ satoru gojo

[recession]

romanisation kills the lowe

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[situationship]

Sane is relative in these parts.

[ Rip that metric, anyway... ]

Did he get you?

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Not with leeches, but he was rude and put his fingers under my eyepatch.

[ Genuine annoyance here. ]

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[ makes this face???? HELLO? He's also annoying, but chRIST. ]

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[ Jesus CHRIST




But yeah, he agrees. ]

I hope you're not of similar proclivities, Mr. Gojo.

[situationship]

I don't go around feeling another guy's cavities, if that's what you're asking.

[ christ indeed ]

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I wouldn't let him get that close. At that point, I might have to resort to self-defense.

[ He just sounds extremely tired. Like. He's tired. This isn't a threat, more just like 'I'm just saying...' ]

What is it that you do? In general. The easiest assumption would be student.

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Good to hear you value yourself!

[ INSTEAD OF WHAT? NOT? Yeah. ]

Aaaand you would be right. I'm a student at Jujutsu High where we exorcise dangerous curses so everyday people can live their lives peacefully.

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[ And yet another one of those... ]

So that kind of schooling... don't know much about exorcism, personally.

What's that lifestyle like?

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Our kind is on the violent side. [ Snaps his fingers and points at him. ] High stakes. Very dangerous.

You're a doctor?

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...So why kids?

And yes, I am.

[situationship]

It's better to train early, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's because of our dwindling number. We normally don't go on missions that we can't handle at least.

[ That is life. ]

Convenient for us if anything happens. Thanks for your service!

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...

Almost sounds like you're at war.

[ That what they do in times of war... recruit young. ]

Haven't done much of anything yet, and let's hope you won't need my service.

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You can think of it like that... A war that has lasted over millennia.

[ it is a sad reality, but he isn't that sad about it. system sucks. ]

I can't make any promises when we don't know what's ahead, but I'll try. Being injured or incapacitated is annoying.

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Huh. Tough times everywhere...

[ He can't even be surprised anymore. Is anyone here from an okay world? It's probably just Todomatsu. Save us Todomatsu... ]

Trying is enough, in some cases. Sometimes it's all you need.

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Got tough times back at home, doc? I can't imagine it's normal there if you're familiar with the occult.

[ He kicks the surface of the water like he wants to curse the leeches. ]

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The occult's been around since the dawn of time, as far as I know. I'll never know whether its existence is the reason for everything, but everyone else's worlds seem just as colourful.

The last two decades have been marked by war, so there's that.

[ Watching him just kick around in the water. Dude, you are so tall. ]

[situationship]

Usually, I'd think wondering about origin and causation would be a waste of time, but I guess if you knew why... Then you could find a solution.

[ gege made him this tall. He stops scaring the fish. ]

War over what?

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I'm not nearly enough of a big shot to be able to pull the reins on that sort of thing.

You'll have to ask the Kaiser... he wanted something in the territory of Bohemia is my best guess. He stopped the war once he reached a certain point, including the capital, Prehevil.

[situationship]

[ Right, some people do not have a god complex. ]

No ambition to be? You never know what you can achieve without trying.

[ Rise, rise, ascend, but it does not matter. Strokes his chin, then rudely points at Daan. ]

Invader, invaded, neutral?

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[ Wow, pointed at. ]

Neutral. I'm neither of the Bremen Empire nor Bohemia.

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These kind of sound familiar, but there's no way we're from the same place or time. [ It is what it is. ] That's annoying to get caught in between or in the thick of it.

[ Is Daan done cleaning his things... If he collecting more leechless water? ]

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So I hear. Ms. Preaker's told me a bit about a place called Europe, which is obviously pretty close to Europa, but it doesn't seem like our geographical knowledge has much overlap.

[ Sure he's mostly done. Carefully picks out one stray leech that's made his way into his bucket. ]

Would have preferred to avoid it, but I don't call those shots.

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Close, but not the same. [ So Many Shots. ] Who does, then?

[ This poor leech... Will we kill it... ]

The crows eat them if you don't want to toss them somewhere.

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The invaders, of course. In this case, I suppose that's the Kaiser of the Bremen Empire.

Maybe that'll get the crows liking us better.

Not that a difference of one leech will make a dent in the population, but if the crows are going to be our messengers, may as well get them to like us.

Smart little things, crows.

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And you couldn't just flee, I'm guessing. War swallowing up all the lands around.

[ ROUGH... LEECH FEEDING THOUGH. ]

If there are fish in the stream, they're supposed to eat the leeches, right? Are there... Leech traps? [ ......... ] We can really fatten up the crows if we get a bunch.