scawwy ✦ karlach cliffgate

[recession]

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[ablazement]

Nah. That's just a me thing.

[she glances over at him.] I think most of us are pretty fire resistant, though?

[recession]

Feel free to refuse if it's sensitive. But does it have anything to do with your heart?

[ablazement]

[it's not quite hesitation, but she does think about it for a second.]

Yeah. It does. It's a Hells engine, it runs real hot.

[recession]

Right. That makes sense.

...

Water doesn't hurt you, does it?

[ He kind of just wants to make sure... are you like a Charmander... ]

[ablazement]

Nope. Cools me off nicely though. Sometimes it boils if I'm in it too long.

[that'd be the funniest murder of all time if that were a thing just dunk her in the leech water and be done with it]

[recession]

[ Just an extinguished Karlach covered in leeches help. ]

That's good. The first part.

[ The second part is. Well. At least she can essentially make everyone a free hot tub. But alright, she seems... fine... so he lets off. ]

[ablazement]

[i really hope she gets to be a free hot tub sometime, it'd make my murdergame]

Isn't it? Used to be that I couldn't touch anybody at all. One time, I had Wyll throw a bucket of water at me just so we could see if it'd let me hold his hand for a second. No dice, but it meant a lot that he tried.

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...

[ Thinks about this for a minute. Then looks at her. ]

Is your fire weakened right now? Similarly to how some are lacking their ability in magic and others?

[ablazement]

Usually when I get pissed like that, all of me bursts into flames.

[so... yes.]

[recession]

[ Right... okay. All of that makes a decent amount of sense then.

He nods once. ]

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Thank Alll-mer that's gone then, huh?

Probably would be hard to care for your injuries if you're pissed off about getting shot in the shoulder.

[ablazement]

Gods, no kidding! Burn you all to ashes for just trying to help. S'not the case now, partly because we're less powered here, but also because of my mechanic. Dammon's a fucking genius.

[she glances over at him, still grabbing for branches.]

Alll-mer?

[recession]

Hm? Oh, right... guess you wouldn't be familiar...

Pretty famous religious figure where I'm from. Born to a virgin mother and a false god. You can find his cross all over Europa, but especially around the Vatican.

[ablazement]

Huh.

[she is super not a religious person in the least, but other worlds having different gods is interesting.]

Is it just the one guy?

[recession]

There's a number of different gods. Old ones, new ones...

Of course, smaller ones rise and fall, too.

[ablazement]

Sounds familiar. That's how it works in Faerun, too. Just about anybody could ascend to one.

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[ Ascension, huh. ]

I've heard a little bit about Gale's situation. It's very interesting, hearing how things are similar but different.

[ablazement]

[her expression immediately goes like >:T at him mentioning gale in this context]

Whatever he's told you about that, it's not happening. Not if I have anything to say about it. [grumbles.]

[recession]

...?

Only about his relationship with the supposed goddess of all magic...

[ablazement]

[>:(!!!!!]

Yeah, and he wants to make it so he can kiss her face again, and it's not happening. She's horrible. Leads him around by the nose, makes me crazy.

[recession]

[ A bit of a silence... ]

Yeah. Glad you agree, no offense to your world and its rules. Far be it from me to judge systems I don't understand and all, but I have to admit it just can't sit right with me.

[ablazement]

[valid. karlach's all jittery at the idea, tail angrily waving.]

I'm absolutely with you, meds. There's some Gods that care about their people, but Mystra's not one of them. She's too far, too distant. Gale just can't see it because she's dangling a carrot in his face.

[... sigh.]

He deserves better than her. Someone who actually cares about him and not just what he can give.

[recession]

That's how they get most people, really.

Although by the way you say it, it sounds like she's an active correspondent trying to lure him... that's exceptionally rare where I come from.

Even if in the end, it does all boil down to using people.

[ablazement]

There's communes and things with Gods in Faerun, but I haven't heard many cases like Gale.

[there's a little flicker, and the words being used crawl across her shoulder and then out of sight.]

If she wasn't capable of snapping me to dust, I'd kick her ass to the Hells.

[recession]

[ He can full-heartedly agree with that sentiment. Writing flickers back like fragments of thoughts -- SLAVE, POINT OF NO RETURN. ]

He told me he has a bit of a complicated relationship with her... granted, I think any relationship with the occult can't be anything less than complicated, but I think it makes a bit more sense with your input.

[ablazement]

[she's been doing her best to ignore the words, but those get her to stop, and:]

-- Hang on, slave?

[sorry, she can't help herself.]