scawwy ✦ suguru geto

[recession]

getoutta my town am i right

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[turbulency]

[ thanks daan for not using his first name

Anyway, there's really no way around it but Daan is going to find an ugly worm thrown at his face. ]

[recession]

[ Who did this to us, Spoon.

Well he is going to >Guard< (RPGMaker mechanic with broad applications in this case it is a dodge) because somehow getting an ugly worm thrown in your face is in fact one of the first things that can happen in this game so he's just intrinsically prepared? It's how he manages to not get parasite'd. ]

-- What is wrong with you.

[ YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON. ]

[turbulency]

[ me getting the mod notif the same time as your plurk ping

The worm falls onto the floor and writhes in agony, croaking out a distorted mama...

Geto just smiles. ]

It was an accident.

[recession]

[ He doesn't smile back. ]

You'll forgive me for saying that I don't really believe you.

Everyone else has been a very pleasant encounter. I guess it was only inevitable that my luck would run out sooner or later.

[turbulency]

That's up to you.

[ his smile drops ]

It's up to you to walk away, too.

[recession]

I like to keep an eye on potential dangers, Mr. Geto. You never know what they have planned.

Be pretty stupid to turn my back after you threw this thing at me.

[ MEGA-LEECH REAL? ]

[turbulency]

Like I said, it was an accident.

[ the worm will nudge his ankle a little though, continuing to be gross and ugly ]

[recession]

[ Steps on it. In front of Geto's salad? This curse is intense. ]

Then I believe it's only right that you pick up after yourself.

[ DESPAIRS IN MY NICE SPOON CR GOODBY ]

[turbulency]

[ HE STEPPED ON THE CURSE... Geto couldn't care less about its well-being, but he is annoyed because it's Daan. ]

Stepping on someone's things isn't very polite.

[recession]

...

So this is yours...

[ He makes a distinctly pinched and disgusted face. Not even trying to hide it... but he releases foot, and subsequently whatever the hell this loose woerm is. ]

Keep it to yourself next time.

[turbulency]

[ It starts to curl around his leg. Mama. ]

You don't need to be scared. It's not dangerous.

[recession]

I've seen worse, and yet this still ranks low in the list of things I'd like to see a second time.

Make a habit out of picking up otherworldly pets?

[turbulency]

You offering? Sorry, but I'd rather look at the worm than at you.

[recession]

No thank you, and I mean that.

Having your attention seems ill-rewarding if it means they end up like that thing.

[turbulency]

I don't know. I think it'd be an improvement for you.

[recession]

I'd prefer eating dirt.

If you've nothing objectively productive to talk about, I think we've worn each other's patience thin.

[turbulency]

[ looks pointed at one of the buildings ]

I'd say you're right. Nice meeting you, Dan.

[recession]

It's Daan, actually.

[ Presuming Geto pronounced it like the American Dan. Not today, IPA æ. Now that the worm is at a decent distance away from him, he'll offer a half-assed sort of bow, the kind professionals do. ]

Have the day you deserve, Mr. Geto.

[ And then Wednesday comes and he's going to be mortified so comes back then. ]