After the level of nonsense they have us in, it would make quite a nice consolation prize. It'd certainly be better than anything else we've come across.
We can afford to have a few standards, Ms. Hawke... but really, I thought Prehevil was really backwaters to begin with. [ Thinking about how first-class train tickets just don't exist to Prehevil. ] Sc... the camp does set new bars lower than the hellish pits Alll-mer crawled back out of.
Even being down in the depths of the Dark Roads was a lighthearted vacation compared to this.
Though suppose I've gotten soft in my age and simply everything doesn't compare anymore. No need to bring anything back when you've already got a much nicer bed waiting back home, hm? [ but also ] Unless you think I could somehow sneak one of those house tubs back?
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But I'll try anything once, especially when we're in this sort of situation.
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[ but back to their super shopping event, hawke pulls out a Purse. the weheh is so strong right now ]
Was this what you were looking for earlier?
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Maybe? As long as it's not too bulky and can carry around what I need...
[ What kind is she showing him. ]
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I think it's rather charming.
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Seems kind of impractical...? But it's colourful. Cute.
Never seen anything like it before.
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[ the ye olde is delighted ]
Almost everything is quite strange to me but I must say some of these I wish we had at home.
[ could you imagine her whipping out a furse in the midst of her adventures and being like BEHOLD. A FISH. even better if it was a herring ]
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Wonder if you couldn't just take some back as souvenirs? If it doesn't serve as a bitter reminder of what's happened here, at least.
[ Her inventory. ]
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[ Please raise the bar. ]
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I certainly don't want the leeches, that's for sure.
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[ Please. Raise. The bar!! ]
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Maybe when they have more than the worst they could offer.
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[ which. tbh probably tells you A Lot how shitty Kirkwall is, lmao ]
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Though suppose I've gotten soft in my age and simply everything doesn't compare anymore. No need to bring anything back when you've already got a much nicer bed waiting back home, hm? [ but also ] Unless you think I could somehow sneak one of those house tubs back?
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Also, where would you put it...? You can't bring the plumbing back with you.
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I'm sure I could find a way.
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[ He isn't going to stop her. OOCly it'd also just be funny for us to just. Have a bathtub. Right outside the cabin. ]
If that's what you want to do.
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It would make the others very jealous.
[ the real question is would any of them even use an open air bath ]
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What are you, trying to start housing wars?
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Nothing like a good bit of fun between everyone to lighten the mood, hm? Besides, we never did find out who replaced Robin's pillow.
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[ Who else keeps pettily leeching things. ]
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