Maybe you'll be able to treat it as a laughing tale you'll tell in a pub one of these days.
They have pretty good alcohol at the jazz bar. I know you arrived pretty last-minute so maybe you didn't get much of a proper introduction anywhere, but I think if nothing else, you'd hate to miss out on that the most near the end.
It's where I got your fireball whiskey. They've got more of that, but even beyond. Any top-shelf alcohol you can dream of... or bottom-shelf if that suits your style better.
Oh!! That stuff! It was rather good even if it certainly did burn like a fireball.
[ did she just drink the whole thing like a shot before yolo'ing at the sea monster? of course she did. anyway, come. bring her to the good stuff ]
I might drink pig swill like the rest of Ferelden but even I like the occasional treat, you know. It's more a matter of having a nice time without having to fight the others for the bottle.
Maybe have your heart's fill while you're still here then. Maybe nick a bottle or ten to go back with you. If nothing else, I'm sure they'll sell for a decent handful of shillings.
Think I can sneak a whole crate underneath my armor? -Actually. Why even bother? I'll simply walk out with it. Maker knows I'll need it to placate everyone when I've gone back to tell them about all this nonsense.
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[ Why was the god so horny. What did you guys do. ]
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[ she just starts cackling in that specific overwhelmed by everything laugh. everything is so chaotic even she can't keep up ]
Maker! If you'd told me this as a tale, I'd simply laugh you out of the tavern for being unbelievable.
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They have pretty good alcohol at the jazz bar. I know you arrived pretty last-minute so maybe you didn't get much of a proper introduction anywhere, but I think if nothing else, you'd hate to miss out on that the most near the end.
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[ perks at the thought good alcohol though ]
Oh, yes! I haven't gotten a chance to explore anything with everything happening these last few days.
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[ did she just drink the whole thing like a shot before yolo'ing at the sea monster? of course she did. anyway, come. bring her to the good stuff ]
I might drink pig swill like the rest of Ferelden but even I like the occasional treat, you know. It's more a matter of having a nice time without having to fight the others for the bottle.
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Never change, bestie. ]
Maybe have your heart's fill while you're still here then. Maybe nick a bottle or ten to go back with you. If nothing else, I'm sure they'll sell for a decent handful of shillings.
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anyway, cheerfully ]
Think I can sneak a whole crate underneath my armor? -Actually. Why even bother? I'll simply walk out with it. Maker knows I'll need it to placate everyone when I've gone back to tell them about all this nonsense.
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Appearances can be deceiving, ser Daan.
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Here or elsewise? You'll have to be far more specific than that.
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After you!
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[ Has Hawke ever had the luxury of a properly made cocktail. She's getting one. Have an old-fashioned. ]