[ he is not scared of the bubbly sheep or the round cows, but he is wondering whether upsetting them would make him feel bad. daan has finally hit the pause button. ]
Maybe I'll leave it to the professionals.
[ they gotta have one farmer in the forty-person group. surely. one person who has touched livestock. ]
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
no subject
[ SIR? Should've just binged Dungeon Meshi and then idk brought Laios so he could encourage this wholesale. ]
Do you even know how to?
no subject
It can't be that hard.
[ we can live our dreams. it's never too late. we just ask mods in the next game to make sure there are milkable creatures. ]
no subject
would not know well enough to actually just be like no you absolutely shouldn't without coming off as some weird stranger hardass. ]
Just be careful? These animals are pretty big. Feels like if they got upset at you, you'd be a goner.
no subject
Maybe I'll leave it to the professionals.
[ they gotta have one farmer in the forty-person group. surely. one person who has touched livestock. ]
no subject
Maybe you could ask around, see who knows a thing or two about it. I think Ms. Hawke does.
no subject
[ caelus briefly shoves his face into the side of a cow.
the cow appears unaffected.
muffled, but audible, ]
And she's so nice about it.
[ the worst part ]
no subject
[ He is wondering what in the heck you guys have talked about. ]
She is pretty relaxed, all things considered.
no subject
[ he's not giving deets without nosy asking, but for free, the vibes are: oh god oh no oh god oh no ]
no subject
[ He wouldn't have asked if Caelus wasn't giving off such stressed energy. ]
...What did you say to her...
no subject
Half the questions I ask, the person they're about is dead. That's not a good ratio!
[ it will never get its phd ]
no subject
[ HELP ]
...It's not like you would've known?
[ There there... ]
no subject
Don't ask about Bethany.
no subject
Okay... I won't.
Thanks for the warning.
Anything else?
no subject
no subject
Okay, I won't...
Uh...
Anything else?
[ Will Caelus list a third one, it's very funny. ]
no subject
[ this is not actually his face he is not actually crying but it's the mood ]
no subject
I sympathise with you and your uh, conversational accidents, Caelus. I'm sure it won't happen again?
[ SURELY? ]
no subject
[ no biggie ]
no subject
[ You good, bud...? ]
I'm sure you could start fresh with her. Talk about farm animals. She really does seem to enjoy them.