[there's a bit in bg3 where they find a lamp that looks like a stereotypical genie lamp, and all of the characters have something thoughtful to say about it being fake, except for karlach. who just goes LAMP! :D]
Aw, come on, I'm not going to eat grass. Karma tried to make me eat leeches and I didn't do that either.
Leeches are a bit too far. I wasn't ever going to accuse you of eating those until you brought it up first.
[ He just slowly shakes his head about Karma though. Gods. He just starts picking stuff though, whatever looks good. ]
Fine then, why don't we get an early start. I'm sure we could put together something passable even without a tin of consommé. It'll be bland, but not as bland.
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Like a sheep!
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[ Karlach really Is. ]
You know what? Sure.
[ Just gives her a pat on the arm. There there. ]
Like a sheep... and other things. Though I better not catch you eating grass any time soon.
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Aw, come on, I'm not going to eat grass. Karma tried to make me eat leeches and I didn't do that either.
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[ He just slowly shakes his head about Karma though. Gods. He just starts picking stuff though, whatever looks good. ]
Fine then, why don't we get an early start. I'm sure we could put together something passable even without a tin of consommé. It'll be bland, but not as bland.
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[huff. she'll follow him around to pick stuff up, though.]
But I trust you to make something that doesn't taste like dirt, so sure.
... Bet if you had me hold something for a while I could eventually cook it.
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[ And it'd be a little funny. He does not say that out loud. ]
Would hate to ask you to just hug a pot of stew for that long though, realistically. But you can show me.
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[she will, it's alright]
It's an option if we're really desperate, anyway.
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[ We have been in this thread for a while so we can pack it up here that they made some kind of vegetable stock soup, god bless. ]